452. Regulars

Definition: Men one finds to their tastes and that they would fancy crossing in their everyday life. Typically, This guy is the regular kind or You're a regular lad are compliments which can translate as I'd gladly have sex with him/you.

Exercise: Translate the following statement - I went to a public toilet yesterday and stumbled upon a couple of regulars, that was fun...

451. Vintage Evocation That Made Gents Hard

[as usual: if you're here just for the sexy boners, just scroll down past a couple of posts]

Matchbook image of a nude lady and bald man as an advertisement for a restaurant.

 

450. Today's Short Advice From Uncle BatLogan

Dear Boys / Guys / Chaps,

Doing faces while taking a selfie in order to make your x-amount of friends laugh on Facebook, or to make your avatar stand out of the crowd among whatever Internet communities you belong to, that is totally understandable.

There is one area in the selfies world which does not work the same way, though. I am talking about de nude ones. Not sexy, and not what those who will look you up among others to get aroused are looking for at all (because yes the picture of your sex, once sent to someone, anyone, will definitely end up one day on a bunch of NSFW sites and blogs, you better keep that in mind).

No matter if you are as handsome as the frat guy below, the meaning of making faces is and will remain to look stupid, while sex and sexual arousing are very serious things. Now just picture yourself while fucking deep your partner's arse in missionary position, groaning and staring at his face, when suddenly he starts to make a series of faces as shown below... Is this explanatory enough?

Smile or have a good laugh if you want, but just remember that a simple friendly face remains the best way to get to the man (or woman) you wish to seduce.

Message to the boy in the pictures above: if you're willing to share some regular nude selfies, you are very welcome ;-)

449. Will You Be Into It?

The new trendy anti-covid facemask in BDSM parties.

(I wonder if it's safe for the wearer, though)

By the way no, BDSM does not stand for:

Birdbrain Dummy Schmuck Moron!

Blockhead Deadhead Slob Meathead!

Bastard Dunce Sucker Megadork!

Bonehead Douchebag Softhead Mcfagget!

P.S.: nothing in this post is intended to insult nor even mock our friends who are into bondage / master & servant sex practices (otherwise you would would know :)

P.P.S.: in the continuing process of enhancing my English vocabulary, I have gathered today a quite impressive list of insults which I'll make sure to print and keep in my wallet the next time I travel abroad to an English speaking country, hoping of course that I will never need it :-p

448. Meanwhile on Twitter...