1425. Sunday Morning Treats

1424. Because I Laughed, And it Felt Good

Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics

Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
A: He pastaway.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dinosnore.

Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He went dataway.

Q: How does NASA organize a party?
A: They planet.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
A: An investigator

Q: Are mountains just funny?
A: No. They are hillareas.

Q: why didn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
A: It was two tired.

Q: What did the window feel when it was hit by a stone?
A: It felt the pane.

Thanks to Mark. The entire post Here, and more There with words of wit like:

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.” - Winston Churchill, in response