Sunday, May 8, 2022
Saturday, May 7, 2022
1474. Andrew Koji [sigh...]
Among his filmography I'd recommend watching the series Warriors - 2 seasons available, a third one expected sometime in late 2022/early 2023.
1473. Gossip-Guru Meditation
Tadaa...!
Perhaps she intends to convince him of the PR advantages the Catholic Church could take from a live concert at Saint Peter's Square in Rome?
- Nuns dressed in Gaultier style performing a Dervish dance on an arabic melody in the palm of a giant Buddha wearing the Pope's face would make a great introduction to the show, I'm sure…
- Then SHE appears out from a shiny shell, like a Venus/Eve, getting off the multiple dripping umbilic cords like she's freeing herself from Pandora's box mistakes. She then appears to be Hope and Future. (a live projected Instagram filter will be processed here - this goes without saying).
- Then God, in form of a Quetzalcoatl’ish dove has her choosing her Adam among a range of LGBTQ+ creatures but, very wisely, the Mother-of-All chooses to embrace them all with the infinite benevolence of her loving arms… (except for some little-dicked characters wearing orange masks such as Putin's, McConnel’s, MTG's etc whose attention and lust are promptly catched by Lucifer disguised in a hating and crawling big worm covered in slimy dollar bills).
- End of the introductory scene.
"So, how about that for starters, mate. I mean Francis?
Wait, can I call you Fran?
You’re wearing a dress after all…"
(Hey you! The assistant with the big red belt: fetch a teapot of boiling water.)
"I brung some fucking good herbal tea sparkled with organic coke from L.A., it helps with managerial creativity. Must be thanks to that fucking guano of Brazilian seagulls fed on those bitchy unsold produce from Gwyneth's. Want some, you cutie?
(By the way, I've got a present for you from my daughter. Nothing much, just a sample of her armpits hair. I mean, I think it from her armpits...)"
I’ll let you fill in the rest of the dialogue... :-p
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