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Thursday, May 13, 2021

348. Beware!

[scary witch voice ON:]

Beware Yooh Hooman! I am the all-knoowing maychick-being and I KNOW what yoor agendoo is ooll about: departing the Oolmighty Gawd of Mine from his Sacred Duooty which is...

[- Astrid? I Just poured a big handful of dog tasty food in your bowl...]

[- Hold that thooght, hooman. I'll be backy-whacky.]

Yep. She sometimes scares me a tiny bit when she wakes up.

[never gives me the creep, though ; I wonder why...]

3 comments:

uptonking said...

Very pretty. I like a pretty mess. I could wake up to that every morning. Wait... what's the breath situation? I need to know before I commit. :)

BatRedneck said...

LoooL! I am afraid her "morning beak" smells like an Escoffier's failed sauce. (and her farts are strong enough to keep demons way at bay)
Some say "only two things can kill love: narrow beds, and the morning breath".
It may explain why I do not allow her near my pillow.
Yet she remains, for she is faithful to me, as I'd love for a guy to be so toward me.
(one can hope)

Xersex said...

oh so nice!