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Thursday, April 21, 2022

1417. What's The Story?

Through most of the pictures of naked men exposing themselves on the Inter-web there's a recurring  question I ask myself: setting aside their appearance, what does their decor tells me about them?
Kind of like: what would we speak about during breakfast if I were to stay that long at their's?

(Ok man. I'll dive in but just try not to fart...)

Comes breakfast time: I couldn't help but noticing the drawings on your bathroom's walls.
Are they yours? The previous tenant's? 

Oh and my eye slipped: the kind of dildo you keep upside-down in a glass on the shelf, did you brand it man or mam? Was just wondering while I was raming you, you know.

...grumpy look:

"OK, I'll see myself out"

5 comments:

whkattk said...

That's funny. But true, I think. Decor can say an awful lot out us - that and how clean the place is - especially the bathroom!

Mistress Maddie said...

If Bette Davis were here, she'd say "What a DUMP"

BatRedneck said...

@Pat: Yep. I' sometimes intrigued by these men's surroundings.

@Mistress Maddie: To which Mae West answered "Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?".
;-)

uptonking said...

While the set is an important part of any production, and can serve as either a hindrance or distraction, the main action remains that of the dancers on stage.

Workmen and Rednecks said...

@upton: you are absolutely right. It only takes to remember a couple of fucks - like we all had - set in places we wouldn't have set foot if not for the hornyness of the moment...
I like your stage/dancers' analogy. Aren't we all, most of the time, playing some kind of character as from the moment we wake up and get dressed? And it doesn't even get to interact with other people to show. (i.e.) I think that interior designers have long understood the "wannabe" that's within each person.

[end mode: I'm overthinking it]