Tadaa...!
Perhaps she intends to convince him of the PR advantages the Catholic Church could take from a live concert at Saint Peter's Square in Rome?
- Nuns dressed in Gaultier style performing a Dervish dance on an arabic melody in the palm of a giant Buddha wearing the Pope's face would make a great introduction to the show, I'm sure…
- Then SHE appears out from a shiny shell, like a Venus/Eve, getting off the multiple dripping umbilic cords like she's freeing herself from Pandora's box mistakes. She then appears to be Hope and Future. (a live projected Instagram filter will be processed here - this goes without saying).
- Then God, in form of a Quetzalcoatl’ish dove has her choosing her Adam among a range of LGBTQ+ creatures but, very wisely, the Mother-of-All chooses to embrace them all with the infinite benevolence of her loving arms… (except for some little-dicked characters wearing orange masks such as Putin's, McConnel’s, MTG's etc whose attention and lust are promptly catched by Lucifer disguised in a hating and crawling big worm covered in slimy dollar bills).
- End of the introductory scene.
"So, how about that for starters, mate. I mean Francis?
Wait, can I call you Fran?
You’re wearing a dress after all…"
(Hey you! The assistant with the big red belt: fetch a teapot of boiling water.)
"I brung some fucking good herbal tea sparkled with organic coke from L.A., it helps with managerial creativity. Must be thanks to that fucking guano of Brazilian seagulls fed on those bitchy unsold produce from Gwyneth's. Want some, you cutie?
(By the way, I've got a present for you from my daughter. Nothing much, just a sample of her armpits hair. I mean, I think it from her armpits...)"
I’ll let you fill in the rest of the dialogue... :-p
7 comments:
Maybe she's just crazy...?
The second image looks like she finally took a lesson from today's drag queens.
@hsgisme: that's for sure. Being named Madonna doesn't mean the Pope is willing to meet with Lilith. LoL!
@Rick: you mean wearing a bleached cocker spaniel whig? Or having her face coated for a Benjamin Moore ad? :-p
OH.MY.GOODNESS. Laurent, where did this come from? Did you find some magic mushrooms and enjoy them for dinner last night? That's some serious mental imaging you conjured up in this diatribe. Sure, she's a self-centered bitch and does a great STOOPID every so often, but she's a real champion and supporter for the LGBTQ+ community and I bet you were dancing your socks off in the 80s and 90s to her music. I sure did, great aerobic exwecise. She is quite the provocateur and innovator. Enjoy the remainder of your weekend. By the way, I missed if you explained your new job and would be interested in knowing what occupied your career time previously.
Wherever she got her face ironed? I want her to 'take me there...'
I love her she is fantastic, and this was just a joke by her like many things people say online, Please stop the hate
@North Wales: like I mentioned in a previous post to which you reacted, I certainly do not hate Madonna.
@ALL: In the post above I am just using my - sometimes peculiar, that’s right - sense of humour and vivid imagination to extrapolate what would be an actual meeting between these two superstars. Please take it for what it is: me joking and indulging myself by sharing the absurd and somewhat - I hoped - comic scene that came to my mind when I stumbled upon this 'news' about her tweet. (and no Milleson I wasn't high, just being me :-p
Madonna will most probably never be aware of this post, but should it happen I trust her to have enough sense of humour to see it for what it is: an absurd, somewhat funny and harmless joke.
Y'all have a wonderful Sunday!
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