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Saturday, April 15, 2023

W&R Special Edition Catalogue

Here at Workmen & Rednecks (some call it red-knacks) we are committed to bringing our customers some specials on a more or less regular basis such as weekly sets, a themed post here and then, opinions willingly disrespectful towards religious beliefs and politicians, but also means to let your mind wander in our episodic mood-board' sets.

Today we are thrilled to provide you with a one time special (one of my alter egos insist that I mention I said the same about the first mood-board. Ok, duly noted).

Anyway spring is here and, despite the current uncertain weather, we have months ahead of us to enjoy the outdoors. And at W&R we had a thought for all of you who are lucky enough to own a garden: forget about the not so fancy statues that are sold at large hardware stores and the gnomes from garden centers.

We present you the living statues - though they're technically not statues because they don't stay still, which make them all the more enjoyable.

Give your garden the feel and the excitement of a cruising grove!

Having friends over for a nudist weekend? Surprise them with living outdoor art that they'll be able to interact with.

All the models are easy-going: try whispering ideas to their ear such as "hide-and-seek?" and you'll be on for a lot of fun and will be much rewarded when you find them. And believe me they do love to be found.

Enjoy!

















These twins are currently not for rent/hire, they're my playful interns who couldn't resist showing-off during the photo shoot.
















Not for rent either. Julian is the highly skilled gardener I hired last time I tripped to England. His garden hose made a convincing point.

7 comments:

hsgisme said...

To think, I was planning on getting a new gnome for my garden... I think I'd much rather have those horse hung twins. Oh, and Julian can supervise. Great photo set! Thanks for all that you do!

Mistress Maddie said...

And people can't understand why I have 15 men to just do the Garden work. So you see and understand it's all in the garden hose and their backhoe technique.

SickoRicko said...

Clever post. Jerry and I once hosted a casual nude gathering in our backyard before the pandemic.

Kumbucket said...

A real Masterpiece. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Real man, not muscle man, thanks!

Anonymous said...

not really impressed by it.

Xersex said...

what gift(s) you gave us!