Thursday, July 15, 2021
475. Look at Your Car - Now Think
How come their advertising dare to sell them as providing a "unique experience" blah-blah?...
[thank you Rick for that picture]
Wednesday, July 14, 2021
474. A Handyman Came to Fix Sth in My Kitchen...
And it felt so obvious that I HAD to play that old gym-queen song, wondering what would happen.
Guess what: it worked like a charm.
Happy 14th of July to all the Frenchies around the globe!
Tuesday, July 13, 2021
473. Just Passing on Some Jokes [wank material is 2 posts below]
A man was admitted to the hospital with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. His condition was listed as stable.
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
I had sex with my second cousin, and now it's really awkward. I should have learned my lesson with the first one.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I’m thinking of killing off a few characters in the book I am writing.
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
What's the difference between a flat earther and a knife?
A knife has a point.
(Only one of them is likely to be sharp.)
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time and a well known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, "Would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes," says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic.
The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
If you put Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry together in a room, who's the first to realize they're full of shit?
The room.
Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry are stuck on a deserted island, who survives?
Texas.
472. The Antonymy of Life
Soothing
Disturbing
(you can't hear it but your subconscious is sighing "story of my life...")
471. Meanwhile on Planet Twitter... [#4]
The Orange piece'o poop is still banned - good thing.
And pictures of nude men are flourishing, which is an even better thing.
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