Sunday, December 19, 2021
1049. Bits of Humour and Else
Marjorie Taylor Greene is what happens when the ventriloquist dies but the dummy keeps talking.
Therapist to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't.
A pastor was giving a children's sermon and asked: "Why do you think I wear this collar?
One kid answered: "Because it kills ticks and fleas up to 30 days?"
Mom: Son, what is IDK, ILY, ttyl?
Son: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.
What is something that feels British but isn't?
The contents of the British Museum.
My fondest childhood memory was making sand castles with Grandma.
Until my mother hid the Urn.
I started a new job and was handed a book.
"What's this?" I asked.
"This is our work bible" replied the manager.
"Why call it a Bible?"
"Because it's written by man and it's full of errors".
(Source - Via)
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