Through most of the pictures of naked men exposing themselves on the Inter-web there's a recurring question I ask myself: setting aside their appearance, what does their decor tells me about them?
Kind of like: what would we speak about during breakfast if I were to stay that long at their's?
(Ok man. I'll dive in but just try not to fart...)
Comes breakfast time: I couldn't help but noticing the drawings on your bathroom's walls.
Are they yours? The previous tenant's?
Oh and my eye slipped: the kind of dildo you keep upside-down in a glass on the shelf, did you brand it man or mam? Was just wondering while I was raming you, you know.
...grumpy look:
"OK, I'll see myself out"
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